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Are you a senior
looking for a partner. Take heart and read some of the personal
adds found in Florida newspapers:
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's,
slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the
ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's
get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in
my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit
plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and
caramel candy.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you
can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some
hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't
in running
condition, but walks well.
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